UK businesses lose billions every year to financial predators. Late payers, hidden fees, debt traps, clawbacks. They thrive on confusion. They profit from your cashflow gaps. And they're not stopping.
Each one deployed to drain your business dry:
BAD SERVICE
INTEREST HIKES
HIDDEN FEES
DEFAULTS
DEBT TRAPS
WINDFALL TAXES
FROZEN FUNDS
DISPUTES
CLAWBACKS
PULLING EVERY STRING:
LATE PAYMENT LARRY
FIGHT BACK.
Fiskal has the intelligence. You have the firepower. Hunt down every financial predator, collect the cash they stole, and protect your business. Survive ten waves, defeat Larry — and uncover what's waiting in Act II.
ACT 1
The battle for financial freedom starts now...
RELEASED: £0WAVE: 1 £0/£180❤❤❤
TARGET: £0 / £5,000
WAVE 1
DEBT NETWORK DISMANTLED
Armed with Fiskal's cashflow intelligence, you have hunted down and neutralised every financial predator standing between UK businesses and their money. Ten waves. Ten bosses. Zero mercy.
THREATS ELIMINATED
✓ BAD SERVICE
✓ INTEREST HIKE
✓ HIDDEN FEES
✓ DEFAULTS
✓ DEBT TRAP
✓ WINDFALL TAX
✓ FROZEN FUNDS
✓ DISPUTES
✓ CLAWBACKS
✓ LATE PAYMENT LARRY
Larry was only the frontman. Fiskal's data reveals a far more dangerous operator — one who has been pulling strings from the shadows all along.
THE THREAT RUNS DEEPER
FINAL BOSS:
BAILIFF BOBBY
Debt enforcer. He won't go quietly.
PREPARE FOR ACT II
ADVANCED CASHFLOW
MODE UNLOCKED
SHIP UPGRADED · FULL MOVEMENT
YOUR SHIP HAS BEEN UPGRADED
CHOOSE YOUR PAINT JOB
ARE YOU READY?
ACT 2
The bailiff has arrived. This ends on your terms.
PAUSED
WAVE CLEAR!
TAP TO CONTINUE
YOU'VE BEEN LIQUIDATED
YOU RELEASED £0
ENEMIES DEFEATED
Your name and business will be shown publicly on the leaderboard.
🏆 CASHFLOW CHAMPIONS
🏦 Lender Champion:
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NAME
COMPANY
CASH
WAVE
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Smith & Sons Definitely Legitimate Enterprises Ltd
Revenue (invoices technically outstanding since 2019)
£48,000
£48,000
£48,000
£144,000
Revenue (Dave says he's chasing it)
£12,000
£12,000
£12,000
£36,000
Misc. income (vending machine refund)
£1
£0
£0
£1
Total expenditure
-£26,334
-£26,251
-£26,090
-£78,675
Net position
£33,667
£33,749
£34,110
£101,526
Notes & Assumptions:
1. Q3 projections assume Dave finally fixes the photocopier before the end of financial year.
2. Outstanding invoices are classified as "in active pursuit" pending confirmation that someone has actually sent a reminder email.
3. Cash reserves are contingent on the vending machine on Floor 2 not eating any further £1 coins.
4. Board meeting scheduled for June has been moved to July. July meeting has been moved to "TBC". TBC has been moved to "we'll see".
5. *Board ratification conducted via WhatsApp. Three thumbs up emoji considered binding under company articles.